didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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