Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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