i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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