I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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