is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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