TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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