she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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