Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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