Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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