this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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