Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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