So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Actions speak louder than pants.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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