ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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