There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
