I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
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smell my finger.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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