your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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