You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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