Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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