she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
i think my cat just said my name.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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