But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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