When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You can make out without kissing
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