It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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