Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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