but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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