I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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