He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Dear god my vagina.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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