I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I bet he comes in French.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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