? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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