There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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