I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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