There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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