i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Randomize
