VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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