first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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