Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The police scanner is talking about you again....
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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