He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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