You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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