dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
and she was petting her beer can
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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