Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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