To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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