Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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