I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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