Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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