I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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