Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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