Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
The ass gains better be worth it
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