I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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