it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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