I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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