it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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