I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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