Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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