I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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